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When you question Jagger, he tells you,
“I wasn’t cursing. I was just using words that sound like curse words.”
It turns out that Mrs. Melman, the teacher on cafeteria duty, heard Jagger tell another kid, “Fork you!” Though she heard what he actually said, both she and the vice principal took the position it was still inappropriate. Jagger informs you he got the detention for telling another kid he was going to kick his ‘asteroid’. He doesn’t remember why he got the warning (or so he says).
Jagger gives you his best puppy dog eyes and says,
“Dad, please don’t sign that letter. I don’t want to get swats, and it’s not fair! I didn’t say any bad words! Can’t you go up to the school and tell them to fork off?”
Do you agree with Jagger, or will he be getting his butt ‘busted’ tomorrow?