After several delays, cost over runs, and general contractor craziness, you new house is finished just in time to host the Thanksgiving holiday with your extended family.
There are 12 kids in addition to your 4.
The boys go out to the yard to play whatever passes for gorilla football and you don't hear anything from them for a while. As the morning progresses, you see the boys come in and out of the house and you think nothing of it until you call them all in to eat.
The 9-13 year olds come in and they seem to be walking oddly and they seem to have a case of the giggles. You watch them as they sit down at their table and they seem a bit uncoordinated. You ask them what's so funny and they get real sheepish.
Your brother's 11 year old Jeff looks up and says, "We've been sneaking beer out the big cooler chest downstairs. Darren (your 11 year old stepson) dared us to see how much we could get."
Who will be standing up for their turkey dinner?