You work away; only getting home on Friday nights for weekend visits and your son Denver is growing up under your wife's influence. He is a good looking kid; when its your wife's turn to host the ladies in her wife's club they all coo over him as cute, and with little male influence in his life he's growing up to be quite a girly boy, so aware of his good looks that he's becoming a rather narcissistic little brat.
Denver is academically very bright which is just as well because he's also bone idle and he doesn't have many friends and is too idle to get up to very much mischief. Your wife never spanks him and when he crosses the line when you are around she intervenes to minimise his punishment.
This weekend the weather has turned after prolonged wet spell. While other boys run around in shorts or swimwear in hot weather Denver just pulls on loose overalls; you are not sure whether its to give the ladies tantalising glimpses of unblemished skin or to hide that he doesn't have a physique, just a belly.
You have some business in town this morning, the yard is something of a disgrace after the wet weather and you instruct Denver to mow the grass before you leave. When you return your wife has gone off to one of her club meetings, the yard is untouched and Denver is not around. Angrily you go looking for him and find him sitting by the river drying off after a dip. When you confront him he just turns on the charm "It was too warm today Dad. Its no big deal I can do it tomorrow"
Are you charmed? ... Or will he be losing those overalls?