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BOTD 03-02-13 Why did Seth not cross the road? - An Ivor Production

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Skater


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Why did Seth Not Cross the Road?

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What is your son Seth doing lying on his skateboard in the middle of the road without any protective equipment and looking at his 'phone?


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Is he in for a spanking??


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John Boy


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Yes he is, He needs his PPE.

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Skater


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Most certainly a red butt is soon to follow!


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David M. Katz


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Seth and I first need to talk.

I will give him a chance to explain why he has put himself in a dangerous position.

I am inclined to spank him but I will give him a chance to talk me out of it. Perhaps a week without phone or board will be more memorable?


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Jkher


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"OFF with his pants king !" Have to protect that noggin!

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Padraig


Trailboss
Skater wrote:What is your son Seth doing lying on his skateboard in the middle of the road without any protective equipment and looking at his 'phone?

He is answering the text I sent him... Razz

What, of course, doesn't explain why he is where he is and his lack of protection gear.

Since the road is a rather quiet cul-de-sac it was not deadly dangerous but I really like to hear his explanation - if there is one.

AFinch


Sherrif
Ditto Katz (and Padraig). Probably this is a case of "give him a fair trial, and then hang him", but I want to hear his explanation.

talebearer


Cowboy
Maybe he's had a crash and is dialing 911, although his head looks intact enough. I'd certainly want to know why he's in this position in the middle of the road, and I'd be asking while picking him up and pulling him to the curb. I know in this state, if he's not wearing a helmet and he's on wheels, he could (or I could, as his father) be cited, so that's already count one on the indictment.

He doesn't need to be sitting down to be riding the board again, and maybe he should, but it will be with a helmet and warm shorts.

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Kat


Editor Extraordinaire
Hmmmm. He'd better have a good -- or at least a very creative -- explanation.

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squarecutter


Sherrif
Is he testig the theory that if he stays low enough a juggernaut can go right over him without touching him. Rolling Eyes Other motorists will, obviously... be able to see him in time to stop! Get yourself over here right now young man. affraid

MemoryMan


Sherrif
The poor boy is just suffering withdrawal symptoms - he hasn't been spanked for over a week. Twisted Evil

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1strappedboy


Sherrif
After I recover from another heart attack seeing my son thus, I'll give him opportunity to exercise Right of Statement.

It better be a good explanation indeed because right now, I'm inclined to spank the stuffing out of him!!

Jack


Admin
Seth is only in for a spanking if I've had a talk with him about anything vaguely similar to this before. Since he's not using the board, I'm not worried about the safety equipment, but he will probably lose the board for a couple of days, just to make him think about how smart laying in the road isn't.

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AFinch


Sherrif
I had another thought.

When I was about 7, I was playing in the garage and got a spot of paint on my pants.

My mother informed me that she "was going to kill me" if she couldn't get the spot out. I went next door and lay down under the next door neighbor's station wagon, thinking that would be a less painful way to die than at my mother's hands. (This is a true story).

Fortunately, I guess, I got bored before the neighbors moved their car. And fortunately, the spot came out. I haven't ever shared that story with my mother.

Maybe that's why Seth is lying in the middle of the street? and if so, spanking him is probably counterproductive.

Kittykat


Deputy
AFinch wrote:I had another thought.

When I was about 7, I was playing in the garage and got a spot of paint on my pants.

My mother informed me that she "was going to kill me" if she couldn't get the spot out. I went next door and lay down under the next door neighbor's station wagon, thinking that would be a less painful way to die than at my mother's hands. (This is a true story).

Fortunately, I guess, I got bored before the neighbors moved their car. And fortunately, the spot came out. I haven't ever shared that story with my mother.

Maybe that's why Seth is lying in the middle of the street? and if so, spanking him is probably counterproductive.


LOL! Kier you are LUCKY that car didn't move!

JTT


Cowboy
Seth will soon have a nice red sore butt, along with a reminder on some safety rules.

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Stone Man


Marshall
With so many creative answers I rest my case with them.

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