An Ivor Production
This is Mickey your nine year old son
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"But Dad, I've heard you say that you smoke because it helps sooth your nerves and the nerves in my broken arm are hurting so I thought I'd see if it soothed them."
Is that line going to work on you and coupled with his broken arm get him off a spanking? Or will shortly the nerves in his butt be hurting enough to take his mind off those in his arm?