You are spending a weekend away at the coast with your wife's sister and husband and your ten year old sons. It has been a long drive and you are still unpacking the car at the hotel as your wives sort out the rooms when the boys ask to run down to look at the sea for a few minutes. You are planning to dine as soon as you've unpacked and refuse permission.
You are less than gruntled when your son Peter expresses his disappointment in a way that is dangerously close (for him) to throwing a tantrum; but you let it pass. You relax and permit yourself a smile when Sean, your nephew, gets a cheeky glint in his eye, draws his six shooters and drops you both stone dead.
You clasp your chest and stagger but are surprised when your rather volatile brother-in-law roars "How dare you finger me like that?" as he grabs Sean and starts hauling down his pants.
You don't know Sean as well as his dad .... could it really have been a surreptitious fingering? Or are you going stick with your interpretation and intercede on Sean's behalf?
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