We tend to hit our growth spurts early in my family, but GEEZ! that's a big 12-year old.
The first thing I'm going to do is remind Jody of how to use a dictionary, so he can check a definition.
"Accident" n. - An unfortunate incident that happens unexpectedly and unintentionally, typically resulting in damage or injury.
With that out of the way, I'm going to let Jody know that I will not punish someone for an honest accident, but that I will punish them for disobeying me and deliberately lying. Balancing his age and size, I'd imagine he's going to bend over the stool to renew his acquaintance with Black.
And yes, I was also wondering why I would have left this thing outside (in Texas, sun can kill just abou anything, and even straight line wind can do damage to things weighing more than that).