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BOTD 08-16-2013 Jordan is funny? Not? An Ivor Production

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Skater


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Jordan is Funny? Not?
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Your mother, who is in her 70s, is due to go into hospital later today for a cataract operation. She is very worried about having this done.

You have arranged to go round to her house to spend some time with her and then take her into the hospital. Your 14 year old son Jordan, is on holiday from school and has gone into town and will join you there. He and Gran usually get on tolerably well despite him now being a teenager, although she considers that you allow him to get away with too much cheek. You don't consider that you are too lax with him and do still spank him when you consider it necessary.

When he walks into Gran's flat she freaks on seeing what he is wearing - something that he has just bought in town and put on before coming - and starts sobbing that she definitely now doesn't want to have the operation. Jordan was fully aware that Gran was scared of the upcoming operation.This is what Jordan is wearing:



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Has Jordan gone too far? Will he get a spanking when you get home - or even right now?


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Skater


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Jordan gets a pass from me, especially now that I remember how much Mom teasted me when had to get my tonsils taken out when I was 7!


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AFinch


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Jordan gets a pass.  Mum needs to get a sense of humor, especially given how much teasing she's done of both Jordan and me in our lifetimes.

In a similar vein...an ex-boss was an uptight naval commander, still in the reserves.  He'd order the nursing staff to "bring me coffee" on arrival every morning.

One day, a code came in.  While I was attending to the important parts, he decided to check the patient's pupils for responsiveness.  The patient's left "eyeball" fell out into his hand (because it was a prosthetic), and I had to exercise great self control to keep from laughing out loud as he tried to stuff it back in without anyone noticing.  We all DID notice, of course, though no one said anything.  How the patient did is ultimately irrelevant.

The next morning, he, as usual,  grunted at the nurse: "gimme coffee".  She brought him a china cup.  He took two sips, and sputtered and spat.  She'd purchased the cup the night before.  At the bottom of it was an "eyeball" on a stalk, and the words "Here's looking at you, kid" (Casablanca, anyone?)

She didn't get fired.  And Jordan isn't getting spanked.

PS I might feel different if his new attire represented blind women with red and white canes and seeing eye dogs. That would be mean-spirited. This was clearly meant to be funny.



Last edited by AFinch on Thu Aug 15, 2013 7:43 pm; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : Added PS)

John Boy


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Ditto so far. But he will change his shirt, and he will stay here until I get my mom calmed down.

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David M. Katz


Marshall
Well, another night of stealing Kier's answer.

BTW, I like the shirt.


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1strappedboy


Sherrif
I too chime in with Doc on this one. Grams needs to get a grip/sense of humor hère!!!

Kittykat


Deputy
I about fell out of my chair laughing at Kier's story!

Pass from me, take a joke mom.

MemoryMan


Sherrif
Aw! what the Hell? Jordan could do with a refresher.

"Fetch the spoon Jordan; then pants down and over Gran's lap."

We'll be able to laugh about this ..... after the op.Twisted Evil Laughing

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Jack


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I'm not sure why Mom would be scared of something as simple as a cataract surgery... I mean, it's not like I nearly cancelled my lasik a half-dozen times in the days leading up to it.

As for Jordan, I will have a talk with him, but I hardly think he did this just trying to get under his grandmother's skin. Since he 'just bought it', he can 'just take it off' and put his old one back on. He and I will have a brief talk about being more sensitive, but I doubt a 14-year old who doesn't even live with her would realize how nervous she really was.

In real life, I'd just tell her, "if you can have surgery to get your boobies inflated, you can have surgery to help you see."

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ivor


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MemoryMan wrote:Aw! what the Hell? Jordan could do with a refresher.

"Fetch the spoon Jordan; then pants down and over Gran's lap."

We'll be able to laugh about this ..... after the op.Twisted Evil Laughing

Gran might want to have this delayed until after the op so she can better appreciate the view Laughing 

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MemoryMan


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ivor wrote:
MemoryMan wrote:Aw! what the Hell? Jordan could do with a refresher.

"Fetch the spoon Jordan; then pants down and over Gran's lap."

We'll be able to laugh about this ..... after the op.Twisted Evil Laughing
Gran might want to have this delayed until after the op so she can better appreciate the view Laughing 
True .... In the old days she was quite a whizz with that spoon.Embarassed Wink

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squarecutter


Sherrif
If gran thinks that outfit is freaky now what will she be like when she's had the op. I can't spank Jordan for this though I'll promise Gran first go on his next birthday

Iconoclast


Trailboss
I also concur with Kier, and I see nothing wrong with the shirt.

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Pi Beta


Deputy
It's no more shocking than the curtain to the left! I'm sure he meant it as a joke and thought it would cheer her up. If he heard her immediate comment, I'd be expecting him to change quickly into apologetic mode to her. Only if he didn't realise what a faux pas he'd made would I be tempted to take any action at all.

What action? I think the shirt might be in greater danger than his rear end!

Guest


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I'm sure Jordan's Gran, didn't mean to react the way she did, after all she's probably scared as hell with the impending operation. It's bad enough when you're young, imagine what it's like when your the age of Jordan's Gran. Perhaps it was the nature of the shirt that got her upset considering the cataract operation she was about to have.

When she gets over the op, she'll see the shirt much clearer and appreciate Jordon has a real eye (excuse the pun) for fashion. I expect they'll all have a good laugh about it in a more relaxed atmosphere.

Kat


Editor Extraordinaire
As Jordan's attempt to cheer up Gran backfired, it's up to him and me to find a way to lighten the mood. Jordan's not in for a 'real' spanking, but he's in for an enthusiastic playful one, with Gran invited to add some stingoors.

Kat

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