A Late Chat Production
Your eleven year old son, Jonah, is very restless in church and starts being disruptive to the service. You try a couple of times to get him redirected and calmed down but he is becoming disruptive to the point of disturbing others. The service is close to being finished so you quietly tell Jonah to go outside and just wait on the front steps of the church. Jonah eagerly gets up and leaves.
However he quickly bores of sitting on the steps and remembers he has a football in the car. He goes to the car and gets his football. He starts by throwing it up in the air and catching it. Jonah then throws the football and runs after it. Finally Jonah decides to kick his football and run after it. He is now very close to the church building.
Jonah makes a spectacular drop kick but right as the minister is closing the service . . .CRASH! The new memorial stained glass window is broken. Jonah kicked his football right through the window. Everyone runs outside and there is Jonah staring at the broken window. Everyone then starts looking at you wondering what you are going to do.
Does Jonah face a fate of Biblical proportions?