An Ivor Production
This is your 15 year old son Jed on the left and his 14 year old brother Joseph on the right.
They are obviously in for a 'whuppin' but you have two questions to answer.
Firstly, what are you going to 'whup' them with.
Secondly, is Joseph going to get off lighter (or even totally) because, as he points out, not only is he younger but he hasn't actually got a cigarette in his mouth. Of course you could decide to up his 'whuppin' for back chatting you!