A Memory Man Production
You are not a spanker, preferring other means of disciplining your children. Your son, 11yo Tristan, eldest by five years has never suffered more than a slap across his bare leg when small, and more lately a couple of cautionary swipes across the seat of his pants.
He is something of a practical joker and recently has taken to tormenting his little brother and sister, sometimes to the point of tears. You have punished him for it but with only a temporary effect and yesterday you warned him that if he doesn't knock it off he's going to find out what a real spanking is all about.
You have just walked into the room and caught him at it again.
As a non spanker with no dedicated implements at your disposal how are going to go ensure that his first "real" spanking is memorable - and will the distressed little ones get to watch?