An Ivor Production
You have been off work for the past few days suffering with the flu. Today though you feel much better and decide to go for a walk with the intention of returning to work tomorrow.
On your walk you see:
your 13 year old son Tim who has bunked off from school. No wonder he looks surprised to see you as he thought you were in bed!
It turns out that yesterday (Wednesday) he sent an email to the school in your name saying that he had caught the 'flu from you and wouldn't be fit to attend for the rest of the week.
For how many offences are you going to spank him? Do you feel strong enough to do the job properly or are you just going to march him to school and let the vice principal deliver a sound paddling?