An Ivor Production
Your son Charlie and the family dog 'Washington':
When you came downstairs this morning you discovered that your dog 'Washington' had had diarrhoea overnight. Because he has a slightly suspect digestive system he is kept on a special diet and there is a house rule that he is not to be fed any 'treats' from the table etc.
While you are in the middle of cleaning up the mess your 12 year old son Charlie arrive on the scene and on seeing what has happened exclaims "Oh, shit!" You look at him and he has gone very red in the face. You wait and finally he stammers.........
"I think this is down to me Dad. He was in my room last night while I was eating a Snickers bar and I gave him some."
Charlie knows that chocolate is definitely banned as far as 'Washington' is concerned.
Is Charlie in for a spanking for causing the mess?