An Ivor Production
You sent your Under 15 soccer team out half an hour ago to do some training while you dealt with other matters. Now you have emerged from the school building and it is evident from the state of their apparel that they have spent that time doing very little - if anything.
Has the time come to take them back to the changing rooms and apply your slipper to their backsides? If so, will they be allowed to keep their shorts on?