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BOTD 01-10-2015 Short Shrift - An Ivor Production

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Skater


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Short Shrift
An Ivor Production

You sent your Under 15 soccer team out half an hour ago to do some training while you dealt with other matters. Now you have emerged from the school building and it is evident from the state of their apparel that they have spent that time doing very little - if anything.

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Has the time come to take them back to the changing rooms and apply your slipper to their backsides? If so, will they be allowed to keep their shorts on?


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David M. Katz


Marshall
I am sure an afternoon of intense running will get their attention.


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StevieWeeks


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They must all be very constipated... off to matron for a round of good warm soapy enemas and all... [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]


Stevie

Iconoclast


Trailboss
David M. Katz wrote:I am sure an afternoon of intense running will get their attention.

I agree David!

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Stone Man


Marshall
Time for the boys to raise some sweat. I'd send them of running like David said.

MemoryMan


Sherrif
An incentive is needed.

We'll start the formal training with three laps of the pitch.  The first three home escape but the rest will bend over for the slipper as they emerge from the showers after training.

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Fenz


Cowboy
Running? That's not a punishment!

Now burpees on the other hand...

25 burpees will set them right.

Of course, if you're feeling creative... burpee boxes and burpee push ups are always an option.

At Uni, if we were late or performed horribly, we did...
- 100 Burpees
- 1 mile run
- 100 Pushups
- 1 mile run
- 100 crunches
- 1 mile run
- 100 standing squats
- 1 mile run
- 100 jumping jacks
- 1 mile run

(now that's a punishment)

and punishment drills til your upper legs turned to jelly.

My favourites were the three man "try to rip the ball from my arms" drills and the "bucking to a ruck" drills.

There's just something about presenting my rear end to bind to.....

But that's rugby for you.

Kat


Editor Extraordinaire
I probably should have given them more direction at that age. I don't see this as a situation that calls for punishment, but they will have a harder training session to make up for the lost time.

Kat

Jack


Admin
Honestly, how I react would depend a lot of the exact details of the team, and why they're together. As a former teacher, I think what happened was that I gave a group of kids generic instructions with no one to supervise them, and I shouldn't have expected any other result. Even based on the condition of their clothes, I can't claim they didn't do exactly what I told them - some training.

I'm going to let the guys know that I thought they were better than this, and that I'm disappointed in them. I'll tell them that I don't want to waste more of my time, if they're not interested in practice. After the eat enough crow, the rest of the period will be spent in hard drill. At the end of the period, I'll let them know they did a good job.


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db105


Trailboss
Yes, I have to agree with most of you. I can't get very upset over this, unless I gave them very specific instructions and they disregarded them. The text does not make it clear whether I just gave them general instructions. In any case, this is nothing that some extra-hard training season won't cure.

Twisted Evil On the other hand, for wearing such a hideous uniform*, they deserve a good dose of the slipper.


* They have the same colors as the second best team in Spain.

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ivor


Marshall
db105 wrote:Yes, I have to agree with most of you. I can't get very upset over this, unless I gave them very specific instructions and they disregarded them. The text does not make it clear whether I just gave them general instructions. In any case, this is nothing that some extra-hard training season won't cure.

Twisted Evil  On the other hand, for wearing such a hideous uniform*, they deserve a good dose of the slipper.


* They have the same colors as the second best team in Spain.

To answer your question, they should have been practicing their 'tiki - taka' Laughing Real.....ly!

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squarecutter


Sherrif
Kat wrote:I probably should have given them more direction at that age. I don't see this as a situation that calls for punishment, but they will have a harder training session to make up for the lost time.

Kat
Agreed. I think you brief the captain to lead the team out on a jog round if your going to be a few minutes late.

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