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BOTD 02-15-15 Don't Mess with Me - An Ivor Production

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Skater


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Don't Mess With Me!
An Ivor Production


On Saturday morning you came downstairs to find that your recently acquired puppy had made a mess in the kitchen - yet again. Not only was there the actual poo and wee the puppy had also shredded up a quantity of newspaper that you had spread on the floor.

While clearing up the mess you were joined by your 6 year old son Jonas. You had not slept well and woke with a headache so were not in a good mood. You remarked to Jonas that if 'Bingo' didn't soon learn to control himself at night his number would be up. The remark was of course made in jest.

After breakfast you go into town to do some shopping leaving Jonas with your spouse. When you return an hour or so later Jonas is nowhere to be seen and nor is 'Bingo'. Your spouse hasn't seen them for a while either. You do though find a sheet of paper in his room on which is written one word ' WEGONE'.

It doesn't take you long to decipher what Jonas means and you start a frantic search of the neighborhood. Eventually a couple of hours later you see:


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Are you simply delighted to find the pair of them safe and sound or is Jonas going to get a spanking when you get them home?


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David M. Katz


Marshall
I am going to cuddle Jonas up and explain that I was in a bad mood and the puppy can stay.  I will invite Jonas and his puppy to come back home.

No punishment for Jonas and we will sign the puppy up for a training class.

Everyone sing with me:

"There was a boy who had a dog and Bingo was his name-o;
B - I - N - G - O . . . "


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Stone Man


Marshall
David M. Katz wrote:I am going to cuddle Jonas up and explain that I was in a bad mood and the puppy can stay.  I will invite Jonas and his puppy to come back home.

No punishment for Jonas and we will sign the puppy up for a training class.

Everyone sing with me:

"There was a boy who had a dog and Bingo was his name-o;
B - I - N - G - O . . . "

I'm all for this! I made a stupid mistake in not thinking about who my audience was/is.

And when you get tired of Bingo you can always to to O-G-N-I-B and Ognib was his name-O

Padraig


Trailboss
I'll take the two puppies home. No spanking of course.

Jack


Admin
It sounds like Bingo's not the only one who needs to learn to control himself.

I apologize to both of them - no spanking.


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Trotzkopf


Kid
I am glad to see that my son is well. I would hug my son and bring him home. At home I would speak with him about how dangerous it is to run away and give him a light spanking to make sure, that he never run away again.

squarecutter


Sherrif
I'm with Katz. As I'm reminded, 6 year olds are very literal if not terribly literary creatures! In n the mood I was in Jonas was bound to take me at my word

John Boy


Sherrif
Ditto Katz

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Kat


Editor Extraordinaire
Not much to add here. Very Happy

Kat

StevieWeeks


Trailboss
Declare the lad to be 'Out of Control' under section 16 of the the Industrial Schools' Act, 1866:

CLAUSE 16 — Where the parent, step-parent or guardian of a child, apparently under the age of fourteen years, represents to two Justices or a Magistrate that he is unable to control the child and that he desires the child to be sent to an Industrial School, under this Act, the Justices or Magistrate, if satisfied on inquiry that it is expedient to deal with the child under this Act, may order him to be sent to a certified Industrial School or Ship.

You will then no longer have to worry about him then... and you can sell the dog to a local pet store to earn a few shillings out of the deal and all...

Stevie.

MemoryMan


Sherrif
Are you simply delighted to find the pair of them safe and sound or is Jonas going to get a spanking when you get them home?

1) Yes I am

2) No he isn't

3) Perhaps I should ask my spouse to spank me for making such a stupid remark in front of a literal 6yo

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