A Memory Man Production
Your 13yo son Ross is a skilled skateboard enthusiast but you insist that at all times he dons his protective equipment before ever stepping onto that board behind his neck. Several meetings between your paddle and his unprotected butt have ensured that he now diligently complies with your rule.
Your wife's English sister and family are due to visit you this summer and have allowed their son Aiden, a kindred spirit with Ross, to precede them and spend the whole summer vacation with you. They have told you to be firm with Aiden and treat him as your own.
Aiden arrives complete with his skateboard and kit and the two boys regularly tog up and skate off to your local track (conveniently less than a mile away) to hone their skills. One day you are driving home when you spot Aiden (who is fully aware of your rule) out alone like this.
When Aiden gets home and you confront him he responds with attitude. "Its no big deal, Uncle. NOBODY gets all that stuff on just for the street at home." He tells you scornfully.
Is Aiden's unprotected butt about to have its first encounter with the Grand O'le Yankee Paddle?