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BOTD 4/9/15 "Happy Belated . . ." A Jack Production

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David M. Katz


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HAPPY BELATED . . .
A Jack Production

You live with your 15-year old son, Rob.  Rob is a good student, an athlete, active in the extracurricular activities and in the community.  While he occasionally gets into trouble, you haven't used spanking (or any type of physical punishment) since before he reached his teens.  His mistakes are usually careless, and he has never been mean spirited or especially immature.  It's not that you ever said you weren't going to spank him anymore, it just seemed there were other ways to get the results you wanted.

Tonight, the two of you are at the dinner table, and Rob seems a bit uncomfortable.  Finally he clears his throat.

"I have to tell you that my girl friend is pregnant."

Considering that you were born to teenage parents, that Rob knows how you feel about it, and that you actually thought he was a virgin, you're more upset than is easily described.  You don't know what to say, and you honestly feel like you're chocking.

And then...


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"Oh my gosh!" he exclaims, between guffaws.  "You were turning magenta!  April fools!"

"That was last week," you remind him.

"Yeah, that's why I knew I'd get you."

How will you demonstrate your appreciation of his sense of humor?


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talebearer


Cowboy
Tell him that magenta is your favorite color. And lead the conversation from there.

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kalico


Sherrif
Mad .... Explain how that is SO NOT funny!

My oldest did this one year to me and as I was a teen mom with her .... Not funny at all but I should have known better because she is a good kid...

Iconoclast


Trailboss
I am disappointed, I was hoping for a grandchild! If Mary mother of God can bear Jesus at the age of 14 I guess my son's girlfriend can too!

Iconoclast

AFinch


Sherrif
After I finish swallowing the little bit I just threw up in my own throat, I'm going to tell him that some jokes aren't funny.

Padraig


Trailboss
Can't add anything to the answers above...

Jack


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Iconoclast wrote:I am disappointed, I was hoping for a grandchild!  If Mary mother of God can bear Jesus at the age of 14 I guess my son's girlfriend can too!

The world had changed in the last 200, not to mention the last 2000 years - but you go on with that.


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ivor


Marshall
I'll tell him that I'm going to give him now the whipping he'll get if ever he has to tell me that without it being an April fool. Razz

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Kat


Editor Extraordinaire
He got me. I'm going to laugh and contemplate my revenge -- a dish best served up cold.

Kat

Jack


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"That's funny, huh? Why don't you put your plate in the microwave, so it won't get cold. Then you can strip out of your clothes and go pick a couple of switches."

"What? But Dad, it was just a joke!"

"Gotcha! April Fools."


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kalico


Sherrif
Razz lol! now that's funny Jack



Hugs kal

squarecutter


Sherrif
I can't think of anything better than Jacks idea other than telling the boy that yo will have to call the girls folks and start making wedding arrangements

Stone Man


Marshall
No good April Fool's Joke (particularly late ones) goes unpunished. Razz

When Rob leans over to kiss me goodnight I shall haul him over my lap and soon give his bottom a nice shade of red. But the only tears tonight will be from my boy's laughing hard as I shall be tickling his ribs as much as swatting his butt.

John Boy


Sherrif
I'll go with Jack's response.

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MemoryMan


Sherrif
Jack wrote:"That's funny, huh?  Why don't you put your plate in the microwave, so it won't get cold.  Then you can strip out of your clothes and go pick a couple of switches."

"What? But Dad, it was just a joke!"

"Gotcha!  April Fools."

lol! lol! lol! lol!

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