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You, your spouse, and twelve year old son, Kenyon, are on holiday. ("Vacation" for those of you who speak English.)
Kenyon wandered off from the camp site this morning despite specific instructions to the contrary and it took over an hour to find him. You even enlisted the help of the authorities and fellow campers. Kenyon is fine but said he simply wanted to look around.
You tell Kenyon he is in for a spanking. Kenyon becomes noticeably upset. Your spouse asks to speak to you privately.
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Your spouse comes to Kenyon's defense and asks you not to spank Kenyon. Your spouse says, "Don't ruin everyone's holiday."