A DMK Production
The year is 1969.
You are certain you hear something behind your house. You step outside and there you see two of your neighbors' children, Andrew Brown and David Porter, who are both ten. The boys are chattering with each other and are relieving themselves in your drive.
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Both boys live across the street from each other at the end of the street you live on. You know each of the boys' parents very well. The boys are supposed to be walking to school.
You ask the boys what they are doing. (Beyond the obvious.)
Andrew answers, "Sorry, but we had to go and your drive was the most private place we saw. Anyway, it's just water. It'll dry up."
How do you respond?