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You use spanking as the primary punishment with your sons. Your sons, eight year old Calvin and eleven year old Derek, recently went on a shopping trip with your spouse. While on the trip your spouse considered some "beauty scrub" made from pumpkin seeds that was on display in one of the mall stores. When asked why s/he did not make the purchase by the boys the answer was, "It is too expensive."
Derek noted the price was $25.00 (US) for a small bottle and showed Calvin. Calvin asked, "What is that stuff made from?" Your spouse wittingly answered, "Pumpkin guts."
The boys had an idea. They wanted to make pumpkin gut cleaner and sell it. The problem was they had no pumpkin from which to extract the guts. (They also had no facility, operating capital, equipment, staff, distribution system, marketing team, or sales force but they didn't think of that.) The details would have to work out later but right now they needed pumpkin guts.
Your neighbor recently put out a large pumpkin in front of his house as a decoration. Voila! Problem solved. Calvin and Derek "borrowed" the neighbor's pumpkin and managed to roll it over to your yard. The boys agreed they would buy the neighbor a new and bigger pumpkin when they got rich.
You look outside and see:
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You go out and ask what is going on and Derek explains it all including how they sourced the pumpkin. Calvin adds, "Yeah, we're gonna be rich."
How do you respond?
Last edited by David M. Katz on Wed Sep 30, 2015 8:58 pm; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : Corrected format tag and spelling error)