An Anonymous Production
You are a 1958 father of two, seven year old Cindy and 9 year old Tommy. It is just after Christmas and the present Cindy wanted most was a Betsy Wetsy doll... it was expensive at nearly six dollars but you gave in, and Santa left one under the tree to her delight...
Unfortunately, Tommy has had an inspiration after making chocolate milk with Bosco Syrup:
He and his best friend Mickey get the scathingly brilliant notion that, if they feed Betsy Wetsy with Bosco instead of water, it will look like she's pooped rather than wet...
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They spooned a quantity of the chocolate into the plastic squeeze bottle and proceed to make the worst mess in the living room that you have ever seen - there is chocolate syrup all over the place including on your new sofa and the fashionable new broadloom you had installed a few months ago - you realise that very expensive professional cleaning is going to be required to set things right and all...
Tommy looks up at you with an innocent expression and says calmly: "It wasn't our fault, daddy... Betsy Wetsy got diarrhoea and couldn't hold it."
What do you do now?