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BOTD 12/5/15 "A Warm Spring Day in 1936" An Anonymous Production

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David M. Katz


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A WARM SPRING DAY IN 1936
An Anonymous Production

It is 1936 and late spring in Rochdale, Lancashire: you are the father of a seven year old son named Leonard. He is a bit of a handful at times, and is rather giving to playing nasty tricks on his younger siblings... four year old William and six month old Gertrude.

Getrude - 6mos and William - 4
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Leonard - 7  with his class
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Leonard came home from school on Friday afternoon, full of the day's lesson, which centered around mother birds caring for their nestlings... including several very beautiful drawings of birds feeding worms to their chicks.

One of the drawings from the day's lesson:
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Saturday morning is bright, sunny and warm... your wife put the baby outside in her perambulator to get some sunshine and fresh air... while Leonard was digging quietly in the dirt in his section of the garden... suddenly you realised that it was a bit too quiet...

You rush outside to find Leonard scooping earthworms into Gertrude... and you see the tail end of one disappear down the hatch...

Gertrude ends up vomiting rather forcefully (and messily) in short order, but thankfully, there are no other ill effects...

What ill effects does Leonard feel in the matter?


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David M. Katz


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A pint of castor oil and a week in the root cellar eating rotten turnips should set young Leonard right and all.


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Kat


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He's seven years old. I really don't think I need to do much about this other than to tell him to leave Gertrude's feeding to his mum. I'm pretty sure earthworms aren't poisonous but are probably not the best way to introduce solid food.

Kat

David M. Katz


Marshall
From an online article:

Worms contain protein comparable to the protein you would receive from consuming eggs and cow’s milk. The Royal Society study also found that earthworms contain significant amounts of calcium, similar to what you would get from cow’s milk and cheese. Earthworms are also a source of iron, magnesium, potassium, phosphorus and copper.


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MemoryMan


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It is 1936.

I'm going to tell him that what he did was very naughty as I retrieve the strap from its hook and bare his bottom to give him the hiding of his life.

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ivor


Marshall
Seeing that it is 1936 I suspect the parental response is much more likely to be that of MM rather than Kat, unless Leonard is lucky enough to have liberal parents.

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Pi Beta


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He's going to get a dose of the slipper applied to his bared backside.

However, it seems that eating dirt - and earthworms certainly contain that - is a useful prescription against allergies, so Gertie should be grateful for his ministrations!

MemoryMan


Sherrif
ivor wrote:Seeing that it is 1936 I suspect the parental response is much more likely to be that of MM rather than Kat, unless Leonard is lucky enough to have liberal parents.

I WAS seven in 1936 and I'm shedding a few retrospective tears at the thought of what would have been MY likely fate had my name been Leonard.

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MemoryMan


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Pi Beta wrote:He's going to get a dose of the slipper applied to his bared backside.

However, it seems that eating dirt - and earthworms certainly contain that - is a useful prescription against allergies, so Gertie should be grateful for his ministrations!

Reminds me of one of my gran's old sayings. "A peck o' muck never hurt anyone."

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squarecutter


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Pi Beta wrote:He's going to get a dose of the slipper applied to his bared backside.

However, it seems that eating dirt - and earthworms certainly contain that - is a useful prescription against allergies, so Gertie should be grateful for his ministrations!

This. I think there is no question of spanking in this era. It is a question of what with and I think for a 7 year old who should know worms arent good for babies let alone any other human a slippering would be right

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