A DMK Production
It is Saturday morning, the appointed day for hanging the lights. You have to run by your office for about an hour to check on a client. You tell Jared he can get the lights out and sort them. You specifically tell Jared not to start because it isn't safe for anyone to be on the roof alone. (Your spouse is out of town.) Not even you get on your roof unless there is someone else around.
You get back from your office (5 minutes early) and note the ladder leaning against the side of the house you look up and see:
Jared is glad to see you and yells out to you, "Everything's ready to go and I'm ready. Let's get started."
Jared is spanked if needed.
Will you be starting anything else before hanging the lights?