A DMK Production
This is your eleven year old son, Garth.
More on him in a bit.
You have another son, six year old Wayne. It is a week before Christmas and Wayne is about to go to bed but he very seriously tells you he needs to have a serious talk with you in private in the den. You think this seems bizarre but you agree to chat with Wayne.
Here is Wayne waiting to talk with you.
Matter-of-factly, Wayne gets to his point, "I gotta have a spankin'."
Shocked you ask, "Why?"
"'cause Garth said that if there was anything bad at all that I have done this past year that I haven't been spanked for then Santa won't bring me any presents. Garth says I gotta get spanked to be on Santa's nice list. I want to make sure I get presents."
Wayne then lists a few very minor misdemeanors from the past year that you were not aware of and then says he is ready for his spanking.
You try to insure Wayne that a spanking is not necessary but he becomes upset and insists that Garth said it was.
You then hear Garth outside the den door stifling a giggle.
What are you going to do?
Does Wayne get a spankin'?
Is Garth in trouble?