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BOTD 1/16/16 "Blast From Past - 1970 - Brawl In The Brass Section" A Kat Production

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David M. Katz


Marshall
A Blast from the Past – 1970 – Brawl in the Brass Section
A Kat Production

You’re a high school band director. Today, two students (both age 15) got into a fight. Christian, who is a pretty hairy kid, punched Truman after Truman pulled the hair on Christian’s ankle as a joke. No one is hurt (much).

Truman - 15
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Christian - 15
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Will you handle this yourself or refer it to the administration?


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David M. Katz


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1970 answer - I use my paddle and give both boys two licks. Boys shake hands.  Matter closed. Truman grows up to be a famous composer and takes the music world by storm. Christian becomes a pediatric heart specialist and saves thousands of children. Cool

2016 answer - I write up an incident report and an office referral.  First, both boys are taken to the hospital as an effort to limit the school's liability.  Both boys are then arrested and charged with criminal assault and Truman has the further charge of instigating domestic terrorism.  Both boys are referred to the Board of Education and expelled under zero tolerance initiatives.  The parents file suit against each other and the matter is still in the courts.  Truman and Christian have dropped out of school.  I am required to take mandatory classroom management training. Both boys end up living in a box under a bridge living off of government entitlements. Embarassed  Shocked


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John Boy


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David M. Katz wrote:1970 answer - I use my paddle and give both boys two licks. Boys shake hands.  Matter closed. Truman grows up to be a famous composer and takes the music world by storm. Christian becomes a pediatric heart specialist and saves thousands of children.  Cool

2016 answer - I write up an incident report and an office referral.  First, both boys are taken to the hospital as an effort to limit the school's liability.  Both boys are then arrested and charged with criminal assault and Truman has the further charge of instigating domestic terrorism.  Both boys are referred to the Board of Education and expelled under zero tolerance initiatives.  The parents file suit against each other and the matter is still in the courts.  Truman and Christian have dropped out of school.  I am required to take mandatory classroom management training.  Both boys end up living in a box under a bridge living off of government entitlements. Embarassed  Shocked
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David M. Katz


Marshall
I offer Truman's shorts as evidence that, in 1970, things were better. Embarassed Embarassed Twisted Evil


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AFinch


Sherrif
Sadly Katz is correct. This is but one way in which today's world has gone backwards from the disco era

ivor


Marshall
I go with Katz on the 1970 answer. I hope his 2015 answer is incorrect, but fear it might also be correct.

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MemoryMan


Sherrif
Two strokes of the cane each. Boys shake hands. Matter resolved. ---- at least in school time, but most likely completely.

Katz has a point in 2016 but thankfully the attitudes of most head teachers on this side of the pond are much more sensible - up to now. Unfortunately the lingering sanctions available to them today are more likely to foster festering resentment rather than close the case.

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Emlyn Morgan


Trailboss
Ah, yes.  1970.  I remember.  The year we all dropped out.  There were some good many excellent songs in the British top twenty that summer.  Up Around the Bend.

Anyway, I'm going to whack them!

The Cappadocian


Greenhorn
I'm afraid David is exactly right about how we do things in 2016. Hooray for progress?

Padraig


Trailboss
Is the fight going to continue? No, than it's settled with a warning.

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