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BOTD 01-22-2016 What was the Crime? An Ivor Production

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Skater

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What was the 'crime'?
An Ivor Production


Just what did Gabriel do to end up in this position?

Note that school was operating on a Saturday and that all the kids are barefoot.



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StevieWeeks

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He was caught defecating into a urinal in the boy's room while his friends recorded it to post on YouTube...

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David M. Katz

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He was in Saturday detention for skipping class last week and then decided to sneak out of detention and skip that. He was caught trying to exit the school. He is about to get the max - 4 swats.

( He isn't barefoot.   scratch   Well, at least not by the standards around these parts.  Here those are considered shoes and are the typical choice of footwear especially for teens unless the weather prohibits it.)


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Kat

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He's busted for breaking dress code with those flip-flops while attending Saturday detention. His choice was to take three swats or serve another Saturday detention. He chose the swats. The reason for the detention was mooning his first period teacher.

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ivor

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Laughing  Oh dear, Skateski has somehow managed to post a different pic to the one I sent him  Embarassed

This is the picture to which you should be supplying your answers:


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In that day and age (the intended picture, not the originally posted one!) it could be something pretty minor. Sticking with Stevie's comment - maybe just that he let out a ourd fart at just the time the teacher had said something important, resulting in loud sniggers all around.

Whatever it was, holding that position, I suspect that a split second after the paddle contacts his rear, his nose will meet the hard wooden floor almost as painfully!

Kat

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It looks like a summer session in a one room schoolhouse in the early 20th century. I think the teacher caught the young man taking a late afternoon nap and decided to wake him up with a couple of swats.

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Y Lee Coyote

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Gabriel reminded the teacher that it was recess time.  This doubly angered the teacher because he wanted to finish up what he was saying and it proved that the lad was clock watching.  Because that his little sister or girlfriend sitting in the left front seat he won't dare move, fall, jump or yell for the hard pops to prove how macho he is.

I think that the school board should be paddled for putting The Flag in front of the blackboard where it will get covered with chalk dust and bumped.  Most unpatriotic!  After that, a second paddling for placing the clock where it is obvious when the teacher (rather than the students) looks at it.

I question if the teacher has proper room to swing without hitting the blackboard.

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Gabriel drew a caricature of the teacher on his slate rather than doing the work set, Gabriel is now an even firmer believer that art imitates life

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When the boys wouldn't stop talking, the teacher asked if someone just wanted a paddling. Gabriel answered yes - just a bit louder than he meant to.


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StevieWeeks

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Gabriel was caught drilling a spyhole into the back wall of the girl's outhouse so he and his friends could see their bare bottoms on the seat...

Stevie...

MemoryMan

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He came in after the eleven o'clock tardy bell.

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ivor

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MM - you've taken the words out of my mouth......

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David M. Katz

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We know from looking at the board that this is on Saturday, June 30th. Checking all years where 6/30 was Saturday and looking at the clothing and flag (before AK and HI but probably after AZ and OK so 1912 to 1959) I have arrived that the year is either 1917 or 1923.

So, given that period and the environment, as Pi said, any number of behaviors could have brought this on.

I am going to say that Gabe tied the outhouse door shut while one of the other boys was in there as a joke. No one missed the boy until his screaming alerted the teacher (it is summer and the windows were open) and he was freed. Gabe's laughing gave him away as the jokester. jocolor (Channeling my inner Stevie on that one.)


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StevieWeeks

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Katz wrote:I am going to say that Gabe tied the outhouse door shut while one of the other boys was in there as a joke...

OH my gawd... it's lucky the poor boy wasn't eaten by the flies... Shocked

Stevie

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David M. Katz wrote:We know from looking at the board that this is on Saturday, June 30th.  Checking all years where 6/30 was Saturday and looking at the clothing and flag (before AK and HI but probably after AZ and OK so 1912 to 1959) I have arrived that the year is either 1917 or 1923.

So, given that period and the environment, as Pi said, any number of behaviors could have brought this on.

I am going to say that Gabe tied the outhouse door shut while one of the other boys was in there as a joke.  No one missed the boy until his screaming alerted the teacher (it is summer and the windows were open) and he was freed.  Gabe's laughing gave him away as the jokester.    jocolor (Channeling my inner Stevie on that one.)

Like the scene in Little house on the Prairie, except that was a teacher

John Boy

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David M. Katz wrote:We know from looking at the board that this is on Saturday, June 30th.  Checking all years where 6/30 was Saturday and looking at the clothing and flag (before AK and HI but probably after AZ and OK so 1912 to 1959) I have arrived that the year is either 1917 or 1923.

So, given that period and the environment, as Pi said, any number of behaviors could have brought this on.

I am going to say that Gabe tied the outhouse door shut while one of the other boys was in there as a joke.  No one missed the boy until his screaming alerted the teacher (it is summer and the windows were open) and he was freed.  Gabe's laughing gave him away as the jokester.    jocolor (Channeling my inner Stevie on that one.)
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ivor

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Great piece of research, Dave. You evidently don't think it could be as late as 1945?

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