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BOTD 01-23-2016 F*** Beer! - A Kat - Zum Production

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Skater


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F*** Beer!
A Kat/Zum Production

You teach sixteen year olds History at a secondary school. All of your students must submit a research project on a topic of their own choosing. Since they all have access to a computer, they send you their projects as an email attachment. You're not best pleased when the name of  attachment file is "Fuck Beer!" Perhaps it's just coincidence that your surname is Brewer. You do have the authority to use corporal punishment, as well as any other reasonable punishment.

Here's the lad in question:


Christopher
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Jack


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I'm going to assume that that type of language violates some rule, so I certainly have justification to use it. On the other hand, I'm not sure this is a case where it's really going to do any good either. It's even possible he selected the wrong attachment. I think I'll see what he's sent me first. If it's not my file, I'll e-mail back, asking him to send the correct one (and letting him sweat what I thought of this name). If it is the right one, I'll send him an attachment, titled 'corporal punishment schedule' telling him we need to talk about his titles.


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David M. Katz


Marshall
I am not going to make a big deal out of this. First I will open the file. If he attached the wrong file then I will send it back advising him of the error. If it is his project then I will simply ask him to re-title it.


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Kat


Editor Extraordinaire
There is no mistake about the file. Very Happy

Kat

ivor


Marshall
Young Christopher will find himself hopping around after I've dealt with him! Hopefully he will be a wiser bud in future.....

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MemoryMan


Sherrif
Christopher is obviously a smart-arse looking to provoke a reaction.  No doubt his friends are in on this too. (after all comedians need an audience).

I doubt he has actually put much effort into his actual project so how frustrating will it be for him when I simply return it graded meanly but fairly and without any comment on the title.

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Emlyn Morgan


Trailboss
I don't like beer. I do like real English cider - and red wine from Bordeaux.

Anyway, as for Christopher, I'm going to give him seven red stripes.

StevieWeeks


Trailboss
Dear Christopher, since I did not receive your assignment, your grade is zero...

If you wish to dispute whether or not you did submit this work, I shall refer the matter to the principal and leave it to his judgement as to what further sanctions to impose...

Regards,

Mr. Brewer.

Iconoclast


Trailboss
David M. Katz wrote:I am not going to make a big deal out of this.  First I will open the file.  If he attached the wrong file then I will send it back advising him of the error.  If it is his project then I will simply ask him to re-title it.

Me too!

Iconoclast

squarecutter


Sherrif
Well young man it looks like I have you over a barrel. I like liquid satisfaction drawn from the wood so we will see if my paddle can produce some tears. I hope you will be a Weiser Bud (Sic) in future

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