A Kat/Zum Production
You teach sixteen year olds History at a secondary school. All of your students must submit a research project on a topic of their own choosing. Since they all have access to a computer, they send you their projects as an email attachment. You're not best pleased when the name of attachment file is "Fuck Beer!" Perhaps it's just coincidence that your surname is Brewer. You do have the authority to use corporal punishment, as well as any other reasonable punishment.
Here's the lad in question: