An Ivor Production
Today you are due a visit from your spouse's sister and her partner. Your spouse is anxious to impress and has spent a lot of time in the kitchen baking.
Your 13 year old son Tim has been instructed to stay out of the kitchen or dire consequence will befall him.
You have been in the garden and on walking towards the house see:
Tim swears that he hasn't actually touched let alone licked the product of your spouse's labours.
Is that enough to ensure he'll be able to sit down comfortably when tea is served?