You've recently bought some property outside of town, in your east Central Texas area, which will give you an escape during summer vacation and isn't too far from a lake. It's nice so far, and you're doing some work on the home to have it ready before vacation arrives.
You've checked the area and set some limits for the boys. They do the chores you've ask of them, and then ask if they can go exploring. You remind them of their limits, then let them go.
About 90 minutes later, it's nearly lunch time, so you go after them. You find them like this.
They were specifically told to avoid that old shack, not just because it doesn't look sturdy (you have someone coming out this week to tear it down, as a matter of fact), but because it looks like a perfect habitat for brown recluse spiders.
When you remind them of this, Sam pointedly tells you that you're too far east to be in the recluses range, and anyway, they aren't that close to the shack.
So, is it time for some hot dogs or hot buns?