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Your eight year old, Edward, (affectionately known as Ned) has a small spanking paddle in the top drawer of his dresser. You made the thin, lightweight paddle yourself to be safe and effective for a small boy. It stings on a bare bottom but is far too light to cause bruising. You’re well aware that Ned despises his paddle.
A couple of your family’s acquaintance has just had a baby, which prompts your spouse to put together a gift basket. Unbeknownst to you, Ned slips his paddle into the basket. When the new parents discover it nestled among diapers, rattles, receiving blankets and so on, it causes a bit of amusement – for them at least.
Are you amused?