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BOTD 6/5/16 "It's What?! For Dinner" A DMK Production

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David M. Katz

A DMK Production

Topher is your thirteen year-old son.  You still use spanking with Topher if needed.

Like many pubescent middle-schoolers, Topher has a penchant for off color, suggestive, and innuendo jokes.  Topher has had a hard time lately, often to his and your embarrassment,  understanding what is and isn't appropriate in certain situations but you have been working with him on it.

Sometimes Topher likes to make dinner for the family and has asked to make the family's evening meal today.  He says he is going to make pizza.

Topher gets busy in the kitchen and the rest of the family goes about their normal routine giving little thought to Topher's culinary activities.  Topher has decided it will be a funny joke to make individual pizzas shaped like penises with the toppings placed very strategically.

CHRISTOPHER - 13 (Uh, Shaping His Dough)
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Topher announces dinner is ready and the family (you, your spouse, and your ten-year old twin son and daughter) come to the table and see Topher's offerings for the evening meal.

What's for dinner?  Will Topher be having a "special dessert?"

Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.


Peter Griffin's chin?

I think Topher may have a future in catering girls' nights out and wedding showers. No, he won't be having anything special--unless it's pointed out to them, the ten year olds are unlikely to even notice anything other than that it's a VERY small pizza, and they're going to still be hungry.

We will have a chat about there being a time and place...


Fortunately for Topher I don't have a thin crust, otherwise he might find things are about to get hot and spicy.

The way he is heading the only thing he is likely to win I a large spanking.


I think Topher and I need to have a talk about sexual harassment. Maybe I can borrow some material from work. Sometimes it can be very hard to understand where boundaries are, when you're that age.

I guess I'm going to have a talk with him about erring on the side of caution in order to protect his bottom, but no spanking this time (maybe if we cut the pizzas in half, they'll look a bit less suggestive).

"In the end, it's just a story. But if you ask me, it's all true."


Its all within the immediate family circle.

Likely the twins won't notice and we won't either.

A practical joke falling flat is a real downer.

Emlyn Morgan

Ah, yes, pizza.  Tried it once - didn't like it.  I'm going to whack him.


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I'm with Kier, which saves a lot of typing.



I basally agree with Kier But Topher needs to have prepared about 20 of his special small pizzas to feed the 5 people, or we are likely to run short! (3 male and 2 female)



Actually, I'd throw them all out, not because of the phallic shape, but because they appear to have been prepared in a MOST unsanitary manner...

They're not fit to eat... and not because I'm upset with their shape... it's funny and I'm not a prude and all...



Think I'm preempting Emlyn on this one. And no my spouse is blameless

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