Your fourteen year old son Simon and some of his friends have started a 'fight club'. Just like in the movie their first rule is you don't talk about fight club! After some trouble with him and the parents of two of the other boys you told them they are not allowed to continue this so called club. You told Simon you would tan his hide if he didn't obey.
Well today he comes home sporting a mouse under his eye. He refuses to talk about how he got it.
Well are you going to tan his hide?