An Ivor Production
You arrived as an immigrant from Eastern Europe a couple of years ago. Since then your wife has left leaving you in sole charge of your two sons - 13 year old Vladik and 14 year old Viktor.
The boys have proved a handful, to a large extent because you spend long hours working and thus they are left to their own devices. Also, they have been quick to seize on the advantages of living in a freer country.
You have though received several complaints from the neighbors about their behavior, some of these have said that the boys are behaving indecently in public. You strongly suspect that the pair are gay and have told them that if they want to do anything even remotely of that nature together they must do it indoors. You take your belt to both of them fairly frequently but have told them any more complaints of rude or lewd behavior from the neighbors will lead to a meeting with the strop that your father used on you.
Today you have come home after a 12 hour shift and no sooner are you indoors then there is a hammering on the door. You open it to find Mrs Levinowski who thrusts a picture into your hand and asks what you are going to do about it.
Vladik on the left; Viktor on the right.
Is it time for the strop to be swung?