An Eldo Production
You and your son Blake are in the middle of a holiday. It is the height of summer and, after several months of saving, you've been able to ensure that you and your significant other are able to take your son to a summer trip.
Your destination, however, is not without a downfall. That is, it's hot. Real hot. In fact, it's currently the hottest summer on record. The hotel is sweltering. The town is roasting. People are cooking breakfast on the hoods of their cars, that's how hot it is. So yeah, it's pretty warm.
This has lead to some issues. You have read in the papers that several people, including teenagers, have been arrested and charged for public indecency. Inquiring further, you find out that this came down to several boys stripping off their clothes due to the heat. You are not at a nudist resort, and the as the area is both heavily populated the police have issued a warning that people should dress 'appropriately but not lewdly'.
However you feel about this warning and the issues that it may bring up, you have informed Blake of this and told him to keep within the police warning. He wasn't involved and has no history of streaking or anything similar, but you'd just as much prefer to avoid any possible trouble that might crop up.
On Thursday, the temperature has hit its hottest yet and so you and your family decide to high-tail it out of the town and into the nearby wilderness. It isn't long until you get to a lake. You note that, on the way, a lot of other people seem to have had the same idea, eager to get some swimming in. Blake also seems to like this idea.
You park up and start to set up a picnic by the lakeside. There's nobody immediately around you that you can see, yet, but you're aware that it's likely to get quite busy as the day pushes on.
You look up from the picnic to check on Blake, and see this..
You call over to him, and he turns and says "Relax dad, it's all cool. We're on holiday" and starts to wade back out into the lake for a swim.
What do you do?
(and, for ease of reference, you have a hairbrush in the glove compartment of your car. You keep it around in case Blake requires an attitude correction)