An Ivor Production
You have gone on vacation to the coast. It is the first time you've been to the coast since your now 11 year old son Duane was a toddler, so this is his first real experience.
He has much enjoyed being able to go in and out of the sea and has quickly made friends with some of the other kids there. However, on the second day you spotted him involved in a 'fight' that was actually the boys throwing sand at each other. You told him that was dangerous and pointed out what might happen if his sand contained a pebble or if just the sand went into someone's eye. He was told not to do it again and informed that if he did he was in for a spanking.
A few days later you see:
On calling him over and telling him to get over your lap for the promised spanking, he says,
"But I didn't actually throw it Pa. I was about to and then I remembered what you'd said."
Now what happens?