A DMK Production
You and your nine year-old son, Timmy, have a weekend camping trip planned; just you and Timmy in the woods for the weekend. You and Timmy are both excited for the trip.
You arrive and unload what you can from the car and make a short hike through the woods to your camp site. You tell Timmy to stay right there as you need to make one more trip to the car. You stress to Timmy that you will be right back and you don't want him wandering off.
You go to the car and, on your return, you do not see Timmy at the camp site. You call for him and start to worry a bit but then you see Timmy heading back to the camp site:
You ask Timmy why he wandered off when you asked him to stay at the camp site. Timmy answers, "I didn't wander off, I went to collect some firewood."
Will your weekend camping trip start with a spanking?