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BOTD 12/4/16 "The Puke Mystery" A Stevie Production

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David M. Katz

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THE PUKE MYSTERY
A Stevie Production

Your family is scheduled for a portrait session with a photographer.  Your six year-old son, Ben Jerry, is dressed and ready and so he is waiting downstairs while you and your spouse and two younger sons get ready.  Ben Jerry wants some ice cream and so he consumes an entire carton of ice cream but, to his credit, Ben Jerry is neat and gets nothing on himself and cleans up his mess. Ben Jerry knows he is supposed to ask before getting in to any of the treats. Neither you nor your spouse have a clue as to what Ben Jerry has done.

 You and your spouse and younger sons are ready and so you all depart for the photo session. You note that Ben Jerry is rather quite during the car ride and set up for the session.

You are all posed and the photographer makes the shot but yells out, "Oh no! He's throwing up."

Your spouse assumes the photographer is speaking of the baby but checks and the baby is fine.  The photographer says, "No, it is the oldest boy."  The photographer managed to shoot the picture right as Ben Jerry was emptying his stomach.


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Caution: Photo not for those who are eating or who have weak stomachs:

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Thinking that Ben Jerry is sick, you cancel the photo shoot and head for the car but the photographer is able to show you the photo.

Ben Jerry seems fine for the rest of the day and you and your spouse are discussing what might have been wrong when Ben Jerry comes clean about his ice cream adventure.

Is Ben Jerry in trouble?


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David M. Katz

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At BJ's age I don't think spanking him now will accomplish a thing. I think the resulting belly ache and embarrassing throw up session will serve as better teachers than my hand on his butt.

I will say something like, "This is why you are supposed to always ask first," and let it drop allowing the natural consequences to do their job.


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I agree with Dave that in this instance, logical and natural consequences will prove to be a better teacher than anything else. I believe it will be quite a while before Ben Jerry will choose to gorge himself on ice cream again.

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AFinch

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Unanimous so far.

StevieWeeks

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Isn't there a Ben and Jerry flavour entitled 'Spank the Monkey' or something like that???

Anyway, it's appropriate because that's exactly what Stevie is about to do - spank Ben Jerry right on his naughty little bare bottom and all...

Stevie...

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In that case, Stevie, be sure to supply a basin for Ben Jerry to put where his mouth is aimed when you turn him over - just in case he is not all puked out. Rolling Eyes

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Kat

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ivor

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Am more inclined to join with Stevie here than with the K Club.

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Pi Beta

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K Klub at that age. If he was 2 years older I'd be on Stevie's side.

Jack

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He seemed quiet on the ride to the photo session, not, he seemed sick. If he actually seemed embarrassed and contrite, or seemed to really have a bad stomach ache, then he's just going to get a lecture.

If not - he just disobeyed the rules and probably cost us a lot of money and time. In that case, I'll paraphrase Cheech and Chong: stomach ache? I'm gonna give you a butt ache!


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