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Lemuel and the Sacred Sofa


You had an unfortunate period in your life when you were firmly in the closet and tired to restrict yourself to 'straight' sexual contacts... this, in the whole, did not work out very well.

The best result of this period was your 5 year old son, Lemuel, (named after your female partner's favourite literary character), whom you love very much indeed. You have custody of the boy since his mother disappeared soon after his birth and neither you nor the boy have had contact with her since... she did not bother to show up for the custody hearings.



Lemuel, 5, with Fluffernutter
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Around this time, you finally emerged from the closet - you work for a company that decided that supporting LBGT rights was profitable; you met and eventually married your partner, Dylan. Your partner has a great deal of affection for Lemuel (and the boy reciprocates)... but he does not have a great deal of experience in handling small children.

Recently, Dylan went out, without your knowledge, and bought expensive furniture for the living room. He was an only child who was a very fastidious lad and rarely made too much mess; his parents were also quite well off and consequently, at times, Dylan can have trouble understanding that your current financial situation is such that you both have to watch what you spend. The living room suite he bought has put a considerable dent in your budget and all...



Dylan didn't realise that this furniture was not a good choice for a home containing an active five year old boy and a small puppy:

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You have absolutely forbidden Lemuel to take food, drink, or his puppy into the living room; he has been told that dire punishment will follow if he is caught disobeying you. The threatened punishment could take the form of a time out or, the nuclear option, a good bare bottom hand spanking...


Lemuel's time out stool:
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It is Saturday morning and Lemuel wakes early while you and your partner are still asleep after maybe imbibing just a little too much wine after dinner. The lad first goes to the kitchen, grabs a Pop Tart, carefully pours himself a cupful of fruit punch, and then goes into the living room to watch Paw Patrol.  He justifies breaking the rules this way "It's okay, I won't even go near the sofa, and I'll shut Fluffernutter out before he enters the room."

Unfortunately, Fluffernutter has other ideas and does not like being separated from his master... he noses the door open and bounds into the room, leaping on Lemuel... the cup of fruit punch and the half-eaten Pop Tart fly out of the boy's hands and land, of course, all over the sacred sofa - leaving large indelible stains all over it... the antique bust of Hera that Dylan inherited from his parents is smashed into three pieces as well...

You and your partner are rudely awakened by the loud crash as the side table and statue hit the ground - you both rush downstairs and are greeted by a scene of destruction as you enter the room...


What do you do?


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Adric

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I don't know what to do. ...

I think I need to have a talk with Dylan.

Did Dylan get a spanking for buying that furniture?

That's a neat time-out stool.

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db105

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I wouldn't be in this situation. You can't have a 5 year old and a sofa like that in the living room.

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AFinch

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I'm with Adric. If you have a white sofa and a 5 year old and a puppy, you deserve what you get.

David M. Katz

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I'm spanking Dylan. Twisted Evil


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I am confused- why didn't the furniture get sent back to the store in the first place- even if I had to suffer a restocking fee? Better that than accept furniture that absolutely won't make it with a five year old boy and a dog!

Yes, I will spank Dylan as a growing consensus says. But, I am also making things clear; my son (and his dog) stays. My partner- unless he stops making stupid moves like this furniture- may not. We need serious changes made in our relationship if we will continue to be mates.

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ivor

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Very much down to the parents. Not only shouldn't they have bought that furniture or sent it back on delivery, but they shouldn't have over imbibed the previous night.

Of course the other sensible option would have been to cover that sofa with throws for normal use which could then be removed for guests.

But, I can as there is an evident lack of common sense that Lemuel is going to take the blame........

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Agreed white sofas, dogs and 5 year old boys don't go well together so if we are to keep the sofa then we will have to clean it as best we can and then at sometime have it re-covered with a more sensible colour.

As for Lemuel, well, he has actually disobeyed us and his rationalisation may work for him but not really for me. I'm not going to spare Dylans blushes here, he will have to find the of of cleaning, covering but I am afraid I will be spanking Lemuel's little backside just hardenough to remind him about the rules especially since now knows that dogs can be clever as well as affectionate

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"Lem, you are only allowed into the living room when Dylan or I wish to use you as a show piece. Otherwise, you need to remain somewhere away from the family."

Okay, sure - that's a bit of an exaggeration, but how exactly do you expect a young boy to have full control over where a young dog goes?

This actually works in some situations, and I've been spanked for a similar violation. My cousin Andy's mom had a fancy living room, and we weren't allowed to go into it, period. I remember Andy and I having the back of our briefs blistered for violating that rule. While we didn't live close enough for me to visit with Andy often, I remember that, even starting high school, the idea of going into that room uninvited made his butt clench.

In this case, there's no indication that there's an alternative for Lem. Is there another TV he can use? It's said that Dylan has little experience with young kids, but it seems that I don't either.

Yes, I will smack Lem's bottom, because he knew the rules and still broke them. Lem did use some common sense, and if I'd done the same and had kid gates to keep the pup out of the room it wouldn't have happened. With that in mind, I doubt it'll be a 'real spanking', since I would have barely started using those on him at that tender age.


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Dittoing jack.......

Then we will be cleaning the couch and now going out to get a slip cover for the couch as no matter how hard you scrub it won't come totally out... this will be a good lesson for my partner...costly but good!


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A light spanking for Lem for disobedience but such an expensive sofa should have been Scotchguarded anyway.

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Kat

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I'm with Kier and company. Lemuel disobeyed but it was the sort of disobedience that springs from kid-think. Dylan and I have to own up to our responsibility for this incident. We can buy a slipcover until we can afford to have the sofa recovered properly. The bust of Hera -- well, no point in crying over busted busts.

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Kat wrote:The bust of Hera -- well, no point in crying over busted busts.

Kat

Ah well, it was an heirloom. I am sure one can fix it somehow if it was broken into three pieces only.

Besides, I am with you and Kier.

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David M. Katz

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Kat wrote: -- well, no point in crying over busted busts.

lol!

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But . . . busted butts is another thing. jocolor


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Kat

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David M. Katz wrote:
Kat wrote: -- well, no point in crying over busted busts.

lol!

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But . . . busted butts is another thing. jocolor

Yep, those are definitely worth crying over. Sad

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