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BOTD 5/19/17 "Turning The Wine Into Coca-Cola: The Miracle at Walidia" An Emlyn Production

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David M. Katz

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Turning the Wine Into Coca Cola:  The Miracle at Walidia
An Emlyn Production


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Poor pensioners such as Great Uncle Emlyn cannot afford to eat in posh restaurants such as the Kalypso, so he has his supper in the cheap and cheerful Tomato Beach instead.  But! Tomato Beach is not licenced to serve wine! How can he eat supper with no wine?


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Never mind!  Great Uncle had a cunning plan. He had a crate of wine delivered home, where he decants a litre small amount every night into a Coca Cola bottle for to drink with his supper in the Tomato Beach.  Clever!

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Red wine?  Vin rouge?  Coca Cola? It all looks the same. Don't ask, don't tell! The waiters look the other way when Sidi Emlyn places his own bottle of "Coca" on his regular table in the corner.

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But!  When young Ishmael saw a Coca Cola bottle on his great uncle's terrace, he put it into the fridge to keep cool.  Great Uncle had to search for the missing bottle.

"AAARRRGGGHHH!!!  It's ruined,"  cried the old man, finding it in the fridge.  "Good red w..., ...erm... Coca Cola should always be kept at room temperature," he lectures the boy.

Should Ishmael get a whacking?


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David M. Katz

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Methinks Uncle Emlyn needs to sleep it off take a nap. Cool


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One person is being helpful, the other is breaking the rules. Who needs a whacking?


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squarecutter

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Morocco is a Muslim country. Not sure Uncle Emlyn isn't in more danger of a spanking than Ismael. Still if Uncle Emlyn sups his wi-coke slowly it'll probably warm up by the end of the meal, Why not try smuggling white wine in in a lemonade bottle

Kat

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Riunite on ice! Chilled red wine is an acquired taste. Razz I think Uncle Emlyn had better spank himself.

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Y Lee Coyote

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Mislabeling things is a very serious offense as proven in the Port of Texas City on April 16, 1947.

Ishmael with consideration for his father’s business did the proper thing to refrigerate the "Coke".

Most naughty not-so-great Uncle Emlyn -- who thinks he is above the law -- should be soundly flogged.

Y.

P.S. 1: Ishmael saw the bottle on a table in his father restaurant not UE’s terrace.

P.S. 2: See:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texas_City_disaster
https://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/fertilizer-explosion-kills-581-in-texas

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ivor

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Jack has summed up the situation perfectly.

Retribution for Uncle Em should come in the form of a doctor peppering his behind. Smile

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db105

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Ishmael was just being helpful. It's not his fault he had not been told of Uncle Emlyn's cunning plan.

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Y Lee Coyote

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db105 wrote:Uncle Emlyn's cunning plan.

Not cunning but disrespectful and unlawful and puts others at risk.

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MemoryMan

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Ishmael  ---  I'm going to whack him Twisted Evil

Actually he deserves spanking for failing to remind the forgetful old man that he could have left that wine for tomorrow and decanted another bottle from his stash.

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Emlyn Morgan

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Talking about wine, how are we poor British pensioners going to manage if the government takes away our £200 Winter Wine Allowance? Crying or Very sad

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Emlyn Morgan wrote:Talking about wine, how are we poor British pensioners going to manage if the government takes away our £200 Winter Wine Allowance?  Crying or Very sad

Whining already, Emlyn?

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