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1 BOTD 6/30/17 "Why Not?" A Jack Production on Thu Jun 29, 2017 3:21 pm

David M. Katz

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WHY NOT?
A Jack Production

You have a twelve year old son, Dawkins.

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You needed some things done and Dawkins said he needed some money.  Your need met his need and so you gave Dawkins a list of chores and advanced him the money.

Dawkins has made no effort to do the chores.  This situation has dragged on for a week with Dawkins not making any effort to do the chores. You remind your son and he promises he will 'do them tomorrow.'

Today you set your foot down and told Dawkins he was grounded and was to go nowhere or do nothing until the chores were done.  You told him that you wanted to see significant progress when you got home this evening.

Early this afternoon you got a call from security at a local store.  Dawkins was caught shoplifting.  Because he is under thirteen Dawkins will be released to you.  You leave work and pick your son up.

When you get your son home you see the chores have not been touched.

You do not spank nor punish Dawkins in any way.

Why?


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2 Re: BOTD 6/30/17 "Why Not?" A Jack Production on Thu Jun 29, 2017 4:12 pm

db105

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Perhaps this is 1968 and the older brother of a friend, who Dawkins looked up to, has died in the Vietnam war. I just got the news and have to tell Dawkins. From expecting a spanking, he goes to being shocked and full of grief. Obviously, the moment is not appropriate for punishments and we just forget about that.

(For anyone who has not watched the best coming of age comedy-drama in the history of TV, something like that happened to Kevin Arnold on the first episode of The Wonder Years.)

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Another possibility: I'm a thief, and I had been encouraging Dawkins to follow my steps. I'm so proud that I don't care about some silly chores.

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3 Re: BOTD 6/30/17 "Why Not?" A Jack Production on Thu Jun 29, 2017 4:23 pm

squarecutter

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This is an episode from a tv sitcom and nobody gets spanked on those! My spouse is a devotee of Mahatma Ghandi and wont let me commit "an act of violence."

Ps I remember the Wonder Years fondly. Nicely observed, evocative music. Interesting period . The young principals would have been just a few years older than me

4 Re: BOTD 6/30/17 "Why Not?" A Jack Production on Thu Jun 29, 2017 4:27 pm

db105

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squarecutter wrote:This is an episode from a tv sitcom and nobody gets spanked on those! My spouse is a devotee of Mahatma Ghandi and wont let me commit "an act of violence."

Remember, though, that there's no punishment, not just no spanking.

Ps I remember the Wonder Years fondly. Nicely observed, evocative music. Interesting period . The young principals would have been just a few years older than me

Yes, an excellent show. Sensitive, insightful, funny and true.

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5 Re: BOTD 6/30/17 "Why Not?" A Jack Production on Thu Jun 29, 2017 4:46 pm

Y Lee Coyote

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* A natural disaster occurs and we must flee.

* I’m under a court order that prevent such things.

* My ex is there to pick him up as we have joint custody. (It is the ex’s problem now.)

* I have a heart attack and fortunately Dawkins called 911 and they arrive in time.

* It was not Dawkins who did the shoplifting but his evil twin who impersonated the good twin. (The evil twin gets punished.)

Y.

P.S.: Incidentally, there is a problem -- I would not have been paying for doing ‘chores’.  The work requirement would have been for ‘jobs’ or “tasks’.

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6 Re: BOTD 6/30/17 "Why Not?" A Jack Production on Thu Jun 29, 2017 4:54 pm

David M. Katz

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I was going to dodge answering this one but in an artful sort of way.

Anyway, I love Daniel's second answer. I was so happy that Dawkins was following in the ways of his namesake even though he got caught this time that I am overjoyed. I cancel the chores and decide to ignore the disobedience and give Dawkins some pointers on not getting caught.


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7 Re: BOTD 6/30/17 "Why Not?" A Jack Production on Thu Jun 29, 2017 6:36 pm

StevieWeeks

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If you consider my posts disrespectful then do not click on them...:
Dawkins has a congenital malformation of his rectum and anus that makes it extremely dangerous to spank him... under the stress of whacking his posterior, fecal material could leak out of his intestine and cause a fatal case of peritonitis... that is why I don't smack his bottom and all...

8 Re: BOTD 6/30/17 "Why Not?" A Jack Production on Fri Jun 30, 2017 12:23 am

kalico

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Hugs kal



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9 Re: BOTD 6/30/17 "Why Not?" A Jack Production on Fri Jun 30, 2017 2:34 am

ivor

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Because I am a robot and punishment has not been written into my programming.

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10 Re: BOTD 6/30/17 "Why Not?" A Jack Production on Fri Jun 30, 2017 7:01 am

LLALVA

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What he was caught shoplifting were cough drops and pain killers. He has a very soar throat, and ear infection.

He has a fever and it is time to take him to the doctor.

11 Re: BOTD 6/30/17 "Why Not?" A Jack Production on Fri Jun 30, 2017 4:15 pm

Peter_Z

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I go with Ivor!

12 Why Not? on Sat Jul 01, 2017 1:56 pm

Crimsonhide

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1) Dawkins is actually Super Boy.

2) Dawkins constantly has a force field around him.

3) Dawkins has a pit bull that refuses to ever leave his side.

13 Re: BOTD 6/30/17 "Why Not?" A Jack Production on Sat Jul 01, 2017 6:35 pm

Plagosus


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Being called Dawkins is enough punishment for a lifetime.

14 Re: BOTD 6/30/17 "Why Not?" A Jack Production on Sun Jul 02, 2017 8:11 am

db105

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Plagosus wrote:Being called Dawkins is enough punishment for a lifetime.

Very Happy I had heard it as a surname (Richard Dawkins, of course), but not as a name.

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15 Re: BOTD 6/30/17 "Why Not?" A Jack Production on Sun Jul 02, 2017 10:07 pm

AFinch

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db105 wrote:
Plagosus wrote:Being called Dawkins is enough punishment for a lifetime.

Very Happy I had heard it as a surname (Richard Dawkins, of course), but not as a name.

I guess everyone but me missed David's earlier comment:

"I was going to dodge answering this one but in an artful sort of way."

Jack Dawkins is the real name of The Artful Dodger in Oliver Twist.

16 Re: BOTD 6/30/17 "Why Not?" A Jack Production on Mon Jul 03, 2017 4:29 am

Plagosus


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AFinch wrote:
db105 wrote:
Plagosus wrote:Being called Dawkins is enough punishment for a lifetime.

Very Happy I had heard it as a surname (Richard Dawkins, of course), but not as a name.

I guess everyone but me missed David's earlier comment:

"I was going to dodge answering this one but in an artful sort of way."

Jack Dawkins is the real name of The Artful Dodger in Oliver Twist.

If anyone had asked I couldn't have told them his real name. I think I may remember it now.

17 Re: BOTD 6/30/17 "Why Not?" A Jack Production on Mon Jul 03, 2017 12:01 pm

David M. Katz

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Plagosus wrote:
AFinch wrote:
db105 wrote:
Plagosus wrote:Being called Dawkins is enough punishment for a lifetime.

Very Happy I had heard it as a surname (Richard Dawkins, of course), but not as a name.

I guess everyone but me missed David's earlier comment:

"I was going to dodge answering this one but in an artful sort of way."

Jack Dawkins is the real name of The Artful Dodger in Oliver Twist.

If anyone had asked I couldn't have told them his real name. I think I may remember it now.

May I recommend this book that Jack recommended to me:

Artful:  A Novel


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18 Re: BOTD 6/30/17 "Why Not?" A Jack Production on Sun Jul 09, 2017 1:19 pm

Adric

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I don't know which course to take, the claim that Dawkins is doing everything I have trained him to do, or one of the options from Y Lee's list. I'll flip a coin to decide. Heads - It's Y Lee's list.

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