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BOTD 7/8/17 "Supper Reservations at 6:00" An Anonymous Production

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David M. Katz

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Supper Reservations at 6:00 and All...

Yesterday, you worked in your garden preparing a hole to plant a large Syringa vulgaris that you ordered from the nursery last week.

There was an unexpected heavy rainstorm last night and the hole filled up with water... causing the sides to collapse and create a huge and extremely disgusting mud puddle which is going to take a lot of cleaning up before you can actually plant your bush...

Your eight year old son, Horatio, decides he wants to play outside and you reluctantly allow this with the strict injunction to stay well away from the mud puddle beside the driveway since we have supper reservations in a couple of hours.

It gets very quiet after a while and you have a bad feeling about what may be happening:


This is what you see when you go out to investigate :
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What do you do?



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David M. Katz

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Strip him down, hose him off, give him a few swats on his wet bottom for disobeying, quick bath, fresh clothes.

OR

I could leave him at home and go without him and call Miss Olbat over to watch him: [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]


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For those who were curious about my bush:

Syringa vulgaris:
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Shameless reply. (NSFW):
I do like a clean hole when I plant my bush.  Embarassed  Razz  Embarassed  jocolor



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Jack

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Seriously - he's 8 and I didn't have a clue this was coming?

What do I do?

1) The same thing David said (however, since that looks like a road, we'll probably go in the backyard before the stripping begins).

2) Watch the weather more closely before digging huge holes.


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He's almost stripped anyway. It'll only take a few minutes to hose him down and get him dried and dressed.

We can strip him to talk about his disobedience later.

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Zyngaru

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I so loved mud when I was his age.  I would have been in it also.  My mom would have hosed me down, which is actually what she did do.  With clothes on, getting as much mud out of the clothes and me stripping as the clothes were de-mudded until I was naked and then hosed me down from hair to toes, until mom was satisfied I was ready for the tub.

Spanked?  How can you spank a boy for what comes natural?  That would be like spanking him for breathing?  

Why did you let him outside after a rain with mud, when you wanted him to remain clean?  

Nope I am with Tobias.  I would jump in that hole just as fast as I could get outdoors.

Y Lee Coyote

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I’ll take Jack’s point a step further.  I think the best way to keep him out of the mud hole is tell him to jump in.

If he does, then all is well after hosing him off and all.

Either case -- bathe, dress for dinner and go.

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AFinch

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K Club. This actually happened to me when I was 5 or 6. Being hosed down with cold water was the worst part--I remember having to strip outside still, and I can't remember if I got any swats (but I'm betting I did). I never played in mud again.

Kat

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K Club consensus!

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ivor

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I have no wish to say something contrary and thus be accused of muddying the waters......

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pushkin

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Mudlarks! Lovely! As Flanders and Swann used to sing and play:

Mud, mud, glorious mud
Nothing quite like it for cooling the blood
So follow me, follow,
Down to the hollow
And there let us wallow in glorious mud

In dealing with Horatio I have to take into consideration that the local Annual Mud-Wrestling Competition is coming up and he needs to get into the feel of things. Yes, I'm going to spank him for disobedience, but I need to catch him first, and he's a slippery, slithery young fellow. Of course, I'll have to syringe him down first....

Peter_Z

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I agree to:
Strip him down, hose him off, give him a few swats

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